Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Many Hands make Light Work

Manuel 'Manny' Hands works in a light bulb factory. He has atleast 8 hands (never been counted) so can work at incredible speeds. He works so fast he often injures his hands and has to have them treated by his brother Manny Cure.
He also is Spanish/Mexican so has poor English 'manny hands make light work!'

Pot calling the Kettle black

Two stoner friends go on a crazy trip when they smoke pot for the first time. They imagine the weed as speaking to them and all their appliances in their kitchen start to come alive. Unfortunately the trip goes bad and the weed becomes racist towards an African American kettle and the two descend into a hellish nightmare from which they never return.

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Pride comes before a Fall

Pornstar John Pride is losing his touch. This autum he sets about trying to find a reason for his premature ejactulation problem, however comedy comes from each time he's having full sex with a woman he falls over in a slapstick manner and a trumpet goes 'wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaa'.

Facts speak louder than Words

John Fax has the loudest voice in england, he works in a small library with shy coworker Philip 'words' Wordsworth. Comedy arises when customers can't hear Philip speak but John speaks so loudly they leave the library with their ears ringing.